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Hey friend remember that

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! The post Hey friend remember that appeared first on...

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Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. The post Bhaago Bhoot aaya. appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related...

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U r ULLU

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short …… U r ULLU !!! The post U r ULLU appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS: Lovely roses and Lovely you.. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu KBC...

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Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). The post Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor appeared...

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BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD

Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! The post BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS: Tera Khayal Dil Se...

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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. The post Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek...

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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi

Arz kia hay, Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, . . . . Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi. The post Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi appeared first on Lovely TXT....

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye… Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye.. The post Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye appeared first...

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga… The post Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya...

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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai… The post Agar Tum Don...

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Aap k haath main mobile hai

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai… SMS ki achi khasi File hai… Phir bhi SMS nahi karte… yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai? The post Aap k haath main mobile hai appeared...

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kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya

No visits… no calls.. no sms’s… no letters… no missed calls.. I’m worried… kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya? The post kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya appeared first on Lovely...

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U r u not replying

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. The post U r u not replying appeared first...

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Your network tariff has changed

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! The post Your network tariff has changed appeared...

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They said

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.” The post They said appeared first on Lovely TXT....

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2 The post Lost in a zoo I saw many animals appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS: So many animals in d zoo where u at the zoo...

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Why u still doing it

Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P The post Why u still doing it appeared first on Lovely TXT....

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usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai The post usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai appeared first...

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Yash Johar is producing

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO” The post Yash Johar is producing appeared first on...

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SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT

 A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT The post SCIENTEST CANNOT B A...

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